New World Order sounds like Michael Bay movie

Those masterminds in Wagener have the whole world socialist government figured out. First the world socialists will create a clone army from stem cells of aborted fetuses. Then the liberal media will conspire to show "Red Dawn" on every network. While the conservatives are distracted, trucks filled with the cloned army will freely transport across our porous border from Mexico in unchecked trucks supposedly carrying fruit using UN international driver licenses. This army will be led by Hugo Chavez and a Castro to be named later. This is all because of NAFTA and the Council of Foreign Relations.

The Bilderberg group will smuggle in a small suitcase thermonuclear device from Iran into Jekyll Island, transport it by powder-puff blue capped UN army courier to Wagener, where they will take out the brains behind the resistance. Then UN tanks will roll down the Interstate highways, on the wrong side of the road as they diabolically practice in socialist England. They will be able to follow the codes on the reverse of the signs to lead them to the "resistance" leaders, mainly Fox News anchors.

Using the gun registration lists they will be able to round up the rest of the capitalist resistance, who will all go down like the Montana Freeman, or die like Randy Weaver. The aliens and Free Masons will take control of everyone's thoughts not wearing a Wagener approved aluminum hat. This is assuming Skywalker or Will Smith doesn't take out the mother ship.

Once this is accomplished the evil socialist government will force free health care down our throats, 35 hour work weeks and extended paid medical leave. We will be made to be like the French!

Those John Birchers have figured this out. They're genius I tell ya - genius.

Mike Ledo

Windsor